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1 out of 5 stars

I very rarely give movies a bad rap, unless they just suck. Well my suckiest movie of 08 goes too the above mentioned movie.


this is possibly the worst movie ever made. I can only tell you what it has from my perspective. No plot, no identifiable cast, no overall storyline, horrible dialogue between cast, and the ability to make me want to sleep in 5 minutes of the movie.


They usurped Omar Shariff into narrating and I can honestly say, they would have done better having Vince Vaughn or Wil Ferrel narrate it. The movie felt like it was 4 hours long (thank god it was only two).

My friend Noah and i walked out of there thoroughly disgusted. We thought we would give it a chance and see even though critics banned it and now i know why. Hey here is a novel idea, how bout making an artistic guess about what that time frame may have been like and don't try to hollwoodize it. This movie could have been harry met sally two, or the letter two. Boy meets girl, boy tells girl he will never let her go, boy follows girl to the end of the earth, boy risks life and limb for girl, boy rescues girl, girl is shot in the back with an arrow from some a hole with a fucked up voice, old lady sacrifices her life so blue eyed bunny can live happily ever after with king dread.

If i ruined the ending for you, it is for a good cause. Don't waste your money on this movie...go rent caveman with ringo starr and laugh your ass off. You will save about 8 bucks and with that can buy me a cup of coffee.




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