Monday Humor
This is from my mom. I love her so much. These are old but good Collie + Lhasa apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitzchow, a dog that throws up a lot. Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the preferred dog of medical and science professionals. Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, the dog of choice for financial advisers. Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a bad dog, bad, bad dog. Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that can't keep a secret. Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that.....well, it doesn't really matter. Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work. Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dot that's ...