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Since I am having no luck finding the job of my dreams, i figured I would create the job Chad's Ideal job Must be: ✔ energetic ✔ funny ✔ good looking ✔ loves photography ✔ is extremely passionate about music ✔ enjoys watching and critiquing movies ✔ Enjoys riding his bike ✔ Tolerates running and swimming ✔ Loves working with people and helping them find their passion ✔ Loves technology ✔ Enjoys working with Mac, but has a strong grasp on PC ✔ Able to coach individuals on technology purchases ✔ Maintains a fantastic blog www.chadbordes.com ✔ Is a master on Facebook and has a huge following. ✔ Loves Road trips and can travel for days with great music ✔ Can Travel extensively anywhere in the world on a moments notice ✔ Doesn't care for intolerance ✔ Is an extrovert and gets energy from being around people ✔ Could be an actor or singer given the right circumstances ✔ Loves eye candy :-) ✔ Able to critique all forms of food, alcoholic beverages, and deserts ✔ Adapts to any situation...

So i received this email today. You just cant make this stuff up. Hello Chad, You don't know me, and I don't know you......and I prefer to keep it that way. Did you boink my girlfriend, Name removed to protect the innocent No animosity or jealousy here.......just want to know so I can cut things off with her if this is the case. I think she's been sleeping around lately....and I'm just not into that kind of thing. If she is, then we need to go our separate ways and live out our disperate lifestyles. I don't like games and just want to know which is the best for her, and for me........ Thanks in advance. And please keep this between us too. Sincerely, Mr En My response: Mr En,I do not know of your girlfriend. Is she a friend of mine on facebook? Why would you ask me this? Do you have trust issues? What has led you to believe that she is sleeping around? Just curious. Sincerely Chad Mr En responds: Hi Chad, Yes. She has photos of you on her phone and had some on her d...

How i loathe thee...let me count the ways. So lets see, we have shows like The OC, The Hills, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Real Housewives of (whatever), big brother, big sister, sisters momma, mommas momma.... Seriously, I know some of those shows don't exist but mark my words, they will be coming soon to a television set near you! Have our lives become so inconsequential that we have to resort to watching other peoples lives on TV, wishing , longing for, hoping to have a piece of the so called "reality" we see on TV? GET A FUC&*%G LIFE! If your life is that bad, you are that miserable and you are that boring that you have to watch a show that makes you wish to be someone else or be able to spend a day in someone else's shoes, you need to re evaluate. I refuse to watch that crap and when i say crap, i really mean CRAP! Go read a book. There was this awesome thing that was founded hundreds of thousands of years ago called a library. It doesn't cost you any...

So today I woke up in a relatively good mood, although I did have a screwed up dream about my ex wife, her father and some random people I have no idea about. I woke up at 6:30 and tried to embrace the day, even though I was a bit drag-ass. I checked my email and began to prep for my day, for on this day, I decided to do a ride with my friend Eileen through Elfin Forrest. Note to self: Rides from now on start at 7am not 9 as previously thought was okay as 9am leads into a noon ride which equals heat which equals a bitch. I realized today that I will never be a Lance Armstrong, or even the guy in last place in the tour for that matter, however, I did realize that I love the ride and just being out doors. I completed a 50 mile ride today and it felt good, not great mind you, just good. I got off the bike feeling accomplished. The fact that I was moving and doing something made me feel better about the day. I think the biggest reason I felt good is because I forced myself to be in the mom...

I wanted to believe in humanity I wanted to believe in love I wanted to believe in the human condition but I was let down I wake now to a new day on in which I know I don't matter On the realization that life is random and everything I learned was a lie I wanted to believe in karmic goodness in hope that life could be everything that I could make a difference but the truth is, i will never Its not that simple the unexamined life isn't worth living you have to question and doubt everything before you can begin to see what is real...